Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Congratulations! We have a period
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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