would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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