ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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