Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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