First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she told me i tasted like america
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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