im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he thought i was a dude.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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