dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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