When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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