What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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