his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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