i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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