doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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