Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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