That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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