gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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