She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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