My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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