We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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