My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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