Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i barfeds in our rink
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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