I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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