just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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