I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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