I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
