He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
How does it feel to date your dad?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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