Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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