did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Actions speak louder than pants.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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