I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We have started to decorate penises.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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