it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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