People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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