Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
