So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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