Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She's JV to your varsity
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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