omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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