i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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