I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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