Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I wish i was in the wii world.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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