I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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