I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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