are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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