i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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