someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
