He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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