i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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