eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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