We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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