he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
