I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I woke up under a house in Key West
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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