I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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