I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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