chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
we're making bets on your personal life
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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