make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
