whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
