Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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