are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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